Dear stores that have out their Christmas displays on the fifteenth of September,
I loathe you!! It isn't even fricking Halloween for crying out loud, and you are already inundating me (Jewish!!) with seasonal decor. For the wrong season!! Oh yes, we are rocking the double explanation points, and you don't even wanna know what that means.
Is the day after Thanksgiving not enough for you? You have more than enough time to tout your goods then!! (double). Last year i wasn't able to get anything good on clearance b/c you were putting it all away to make MORE room for jolly Santas and gazillions of ornaments and stupid reindeer (which you think are nondenominational, but let me tell you, are not.) It isn't like i want Chanukah things out to make it even, besides, whaddya put out anyway. Ooh, a pack of candles for the menorah. Wowzers, another cheap ass plastic dreidel. Be still my heart. I can hardly control my excitement. Homegoods and TJMaxx are the exceptions, with real decor items that I actually want to display for the season. You should all take a lesson from them (cough, Kohl's, cough).
Just leave up the fall items and give Halloween it's due, and nobody will get hurt.
Totally fed up,
The Cape on the Corner