Are those pumpkin spice lattes you have this time of year really that good? Everyone seems to be over the (harvest) moon for them, yet i have yet to try them. It's your location that keeps me away-your parking lot is the size of a postage stamp. Cars circle 'round like vultures and two or three tail you to your car. I don't need that sort of pressure when i'm trying to back up. Also, your pricing is ridiculous. Shall i bite the bullet for this once a year treat?
New pumpkin spice cappuccinos? How similar to Starbucks, and yet your price is so right. Shall i see what all the fuss is about? (After sipping) Ooh, child, this is fabulous stuff. I can see why people get excited over this drink. Thank you for selling 16 ounces for, like, a dollar. This is my new favorite fall treat. I am already thinking about the next Wawa run i can make.
Do me a favor, ok? Bring this back every year. Don't tease me like you did with your winter time sugar cookie cappuccino, because where's that been these last two seasons, huh? Believe me, i look, and i've been disappointed. Gingerbread is most certainly not the same.
And, um, i promise that wasn't me taking all those packets of sweet n low. That was somebody else super excited to be
Yours in good drink,
the cape on the corner