Because what on earth is this? This is so bizarre! Half of it's pretty, and half is just "meh." I think we have concluded that it's not some sort of rare bush breed, but in fact two separate bushes that have welded themselves together after time. It embarrasses me, this freak of nature. Ha. Like, actual freak of actual nature.
I'll post another picture when the other side blooms. Hopefully there will be no other garden mysteries any time soon....but i guess you never know.