Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Weather Letter Day
Dear my drive into work,
You royally sucked. Nothing was plowed, cars couldn't make it over the smallest hills, i had to take a circuitous (Matt!) route to the office instead of my usual straight shot since it meant hills. Schools round this way were closed, and my office had nary a delay. This is unusual because we have delays like it's nobody's business. Now, if we were let out early, i don't even WANT to venture back out there. It's THAT bad. It's supposed to stop at noon, and then hit heavy again at 2, and i'm sure we will be let go then. Your roads better be plowed by then and i better have an easy ride home.
Dear new houseplant,
Yesterday i bought you from Trader Joe's because Better Homes and Garden'ssuggested a lively houseplant such as a snake plant to spring things up. Apparently you're also known as Mother in Law's tongue....wtf does that mean? I'll tell you what it means, it means now i don't like you since i have to think of you know who! I wish i could un-know that.
I have to trek to our courthouse in your nastiness to renew my passport. I got all gussied up, hair was looking good, ready for that picture that will last 10 more years....thank you. i appreciate that you flattened my hair while i cleared my car off from you, and thank you in advance for ruining it worse on my walk over. If i fall and look like a jerk on my way over, you and i are gonna have a problem.
All the best,
the cape on the corner